Dear Fellow Drivers:
I understand that in today’s fast paced society sometimes the time it takes to get from point A to point B can be seen as unproductive. However, if you feel the need to spend that time putting on your makeup, adjusting your weave, balancing your checkbook, reading the newspaper, eating a seven course meal, knitting a sweater, beating your children, or engaging in various sex acts, please pull over and get the fuck out of my way. Thank you.
